Journalist blames readership for their own problems

A journalist stunned her readership this morning by daring to suggest her readers may be at fault for the problems the country has.

Football team finally get ref who wasn’t out to get them

Fans of elite football team WokeHam City today celebrated having a competent match official who treated both teams fairly, after 847 matches of officials who were totally biased against their team.

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Earth not flat or round but actually a semi-circle claim centrists

Centrist politicians have today announced that they are taking a moderate position on one of the most contentious debates of modern times, whether the Earth is flat or round.

Wind caused by millions of tiny butterlies reveals science

Scientists have today announced a ground-breaking discovery, claiming that atmospheric pressures are no longer believed to be responsible for the wind.

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Raheem Sterling to get penis tattoo to honour Grandad who died of syphilis

Having previously caused controversy with a gun tattoo in honour of his late father, footballer Raheem Sterling is set to cause more uproar with a penis tattoo to honour the death of his grandfather.

Twins actually Time Travellers – Special Investigation

An undercover investigation by the Trews of the World has found that twins are a government conspiracy.

Contestant on celebrity reality show actually just regular person

A contestant on a Channel 5 celebrity reality show has been identified as an average member of society by the production team on the show.

Flexitarians demand less slavery

Flexitarians have today united to demand that slavery be reduced significantly. In a petition delivered to parliament, the flexitarians urged the government to impose legislation which would outlaw 75% of instances of slavery.

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Journalist blames readership for their own problems

A journalist stunned her readership this morning by daring to suggest her readers may be at fault for the problems the country has.

Earth not flat or round but actually a semi-circle claim centrists

Centrist politicians have today announced that they are taking a moderate position on one of the most contentious debates of modern times, whether the Earth is flat or round.

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Earth not flat or round but actually a semi-circle claim centrists

Centrist politicians have today announced that they are taking a moderate position on one of the most contentious debates of modern times, whether the Earth is flat or round.

Wind caused by millions of tiny butterlies reveals science

Scientists have today announced a ground-breaking discovery, claiming that atmospheric pressures are no longer believed to be responsible for the wind.

Twins actually Time Travellers – Special Investigation

An undercover investigation by the Trews of the World has found that twins are a government conspiracy.

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